Actually, while I'm in the mood to blog I shall share the worst blind date experience I have ever had (really, this is the only one I have ever had and will probably be the last too!)
Well, for starters he decided that we would go to dinner and a movie but he wanted to go to the movie first and it started at 7 so obviously it wouldn't be over til at least 9. I don't usually eat that late because it makes me feel gross but I was like oh well, its a first date I'll just go with it. So, we went to see "Marley and Me" and I already knew how it ended and I'm not a huge animal person anyways so I didn't get that into it and neither did he because he was texting on his phone the whole movie practically which was distracting. Then the movie is over and he's like I'm not hungry but if you are I'll take you where ever you want to eat, and even though I am hungry because I had planned on not eating til later I didn't want to be the only one eating so I said nevermind and asked him who he was texting during the movie to see if maybe he had friends out or something. So we are driving and pass the street he lives on so I assume ok, we are going to meet up with his friends and he's like no I don't feel like going to the bars I'm just taking the scenic route home! So, we are back at his apartment and he's doing something on his computer and turning on sports center to watch football highlights or something and I'm just sitting there like....??? Then he lets me watch something and asks me to move over on the couch so he can lay down and he falls asleep! And the whole time we are on the couch as he's nodding off and snoring he's been rubbing on my leg! So I'm feeling really awkward because I don't know if I should leave or what, then he gets up and goes back to his bedroom and changes into pajamas, comes back out and says come lay down with me when your done!! I was like omg no thank you! So I finish watching something and he's back in his bedroom passed out and I had to shake him to wake him up and let him know I was going home. Then this morning I got a text from him saying he was sorry he fell asleep and wanted to know when we could hang out again....don't think its going to be happening anytime soon.
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A classic little anecdote...good thing you recorded it for prosperity's sake!
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